Trolling Omegle

Omegle.com is a website that lets you talk to a random stranger. That's all. So I decided to mess with people. I had so much fun I considered starting a new blog just to chronicle my trolling on Omegle. This is the transcript of my first conversation.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WHY ARE YOU HERE

Stranger: Hello mate.

Stranger: IM NOT.

You: ARE YOU AUSTRALLIAN?

Stranger: I HATE YOU GOD

You: HE HATES YOU TOO

Stranger: Oh, Canadian.

Stranger: NONEXISTENT THINGS CANT HATE.

You: TRUE

You: DID YOU VOTE FOR OBAMA?

Stranger: I DIDN'T VOTE

Stranger: TOO YOUNG

Stranger: 17

You: OH

Stranger: I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR THE NIHILIST PARTY

Stranger: OH WAIT

You: I GET IT

You: HAHA

You: YOUR FUNNY

Stranger: WHY ARE WE STILL YELLINGH

Stranger: THANK YOU

You: CRUISE CONRTOL

Stranger: DONT DTOP DONT PULL OVER DON'T COLLECT GO

Stranger: FAST LANE TO NOWHERE

You: KEEPS ME AT A NICE 55 SO I DONT GET PULLED OVER BY THE INTERNET POLICE LIKE CHRIS HANSON

Stranger: HANSON, THE MUPPET GU/

Stranger: GUY?

Stranger: JIM HENSON

Stranger: ?

You: NO, HE CATCHES PEDOS

Stranger: OH YEAH, I REMEMBER HIM

You: AND MEXICANS

Stranger: DAMN REPUBLICANS

Stranger: CATCHING MEXICANS

You: I KNOW RIGHT. ALWAYS TEABAGGING INSTEAD OF RUNNING THE WORLD

Stranger: AND PEDOS

Stranger: TRYING TO KEEP THINGS THE SAME IN A CHANGING WORLD

Stranger: SOUNDS LIKE RELIGION

You: YOU MUST HATE AMERICA

Stranger: I DONT BELIEVE IN THE CONCEPT OF STATE BECAUSE ITS A PRODUCT OF THE IMAGINATION

You: LIKE ME

You: IM NOT REAL UNLESS YOU CAN SEE ME

Stranger: YOURE THE PRODUCT OF IMAGINATION?

You: I COULD BE A REALLY STUPID COMPUTER PROGRAM FOR ALL YOU KNOW

Stranger: NO YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY HERE, WHETHER A COMPUTER PRGRAM OR NOT

You: NO IM NOT THERE IM HERE

You: YOUR THERE

Stranger: EXACTLY, YOU ARE

You: OH OK

Stranger: GOD ISN'T

Stranger: NO PROFF

Stranger: PROOF

Stranger: CAN GOD CREATE A ROCK TOO HEAVY FOR HIM TO CARRY?

Stranger: GOD IS A PARADOX

You: HOW DO YOU KNOW HE EVEN HAS ARMS

Stranger: HE MIGHT NOT

You: THEN HOW WOULD HE CARRY THE ROCK?

Stranger: IF IT CAN DO ANYTHING IT CAN CARRY

Stranger: OMNIPOTENT

You: NOT WITHOUT ARMS HE CANT

Stranger: THEN HE ISN'T GOD

You: SO GOD IS ONLY GOD IF HE HAS ARMS?

Stranger: NO, GOD IS ONLY GOD IF HE CAN DO ANYTHING

You: WHAT IF ALL HE CAN DO IS CREATE SHIT, BUT NOT AFFECT IT FROM THEN ON

You: HE WOULDN'T NEED ARMS

Stranger: THEN HE'S USELESS AND NOT WORTH WORSHIP

Stranger: WE GOVERN OURSELVES

You: OR MAYBE HE HAS ARMS BUT THEY'RE LIKE TREX ARMS

Stranger: IF THAT IS THE CASE

Stranger: TREX ARMS?

You: LIKE THE DINOSAUR

You: LITTLE USELESS ARMS

Stranger: AH YE

Stranger: GOD HAS USELESS TREX ARMS

Stranger: THAT EXPLAINS IT

You: I THOUGHT SO

Stranger: GOODBY, NIGGARD ISN'T A RACIST WORD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I think it turned out pretty well.