Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Time Cube


You were educated stupid.

Gene Ray, self proclaimed smartest man alive wants you to think that anyway. Gene Ray is a schizophrenic man who lives in Atlanta who runs a website called Time Cube. Here, he rants nonstop about how he has uncovered the truth about the four-day simultaneous harmonic time cube theory.

The theory is this: time is cubic. By cubic, he means having four sides. So, not cubic at all. According to time cube, there are four simultaneous days within every day, and that by not acknowledging this, you are a moron. His theories, if they can so be called, have gained internet infamy. He has been invited to give lectures at MIT, and other prestigious institutions. He offers 10,000 dollars to anyone who can disprove his theory. To my knowledge, no one has ever been awarded this money.

I highly recommend you read the website if you haven't before. Its fascinatingly inane.

2 comments:

Palehysteria said...

hey, I started to read this, but will finish later.

ANYWAYS, I CALLED YOUR CELL TWICE JUST A MOMENT AGO FROM MY MOTHER'S CELL. I WANT TO COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE. MY FRIEND ISN'T HERE TO STUDY WITH ME AND I NEED YOUR HELP FOCUSING. SO I AM CLOSE TO JUST COMING ON OVER .... BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE. YOU CAN CALL MY MOTHER'S CELL BACK. HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON.

Palehysteria said...

okay, I finished reading it. haha I guess that anyone can be invited to lecture.