Its a series of tubes

My internet at home sucks. The line goes straight from the modem to the main computer, leaving my laptop a glorified mp3 player with a keyboard. We own a wireless router, but the wireless aspect of it died almost immediately upon its installation a couple of years ago. The nonwireless ports died a couple of weeks ago. I've put it upon myself to remedy this by finding a new router. My dad almost certainly won't take an interest as long as the main computer works fine. I've considered sabotaging it just to get him on the job. I'm doing all my downloading and other major surfing at J-Cup. I leave 4chan to the home pc, because there may be laws against that kind of smut on a public network. I'm not sure.

In other news, life is good. High five.